General Dankness.

This Quartzy piece by Annaliese Griffin is basically clickbait, but it’s another reminder of how out of touch with the current state of my language I am; apparently the word dank has developed all sorts of trendy uses:

[Marijuana:] Weed is dank’s breakout moment from stolid adjective to countercultural buzzword—and a wholesale flip from an indication of mild unpleasantness to utmost excellence. A dank basement is not a good thing; dank bud is highly desirable. […]

[Beer:] Though Heineken should definitely be described as skunky, no craft beer fan would call Heineken dank. Very hoppy, cloudy IPAs are dank, which seems to be both a reference to their generally high alcohol content and their funky, green resinous flavors. This style has become known as a New England IPA, though it is produced all over the country, and there appears to be a cottage industry in finding ways to incorporate “dank” when naming such a beer. […]

[General dankness:] In certain circles (read: young bros), calling something “dank” is just the newest way to say it’s cool. This is a subtle shift from calling high quality weed dank—you’re not differentiating a good product from a bad here, you’re just saying that something rules. If this doesn’t roll off the tongue naturally, best to just let this one pass you by. In a profile of Jonah Reider “the dorm-room chef” he reportedly texts a buddy to let him know that the bone marrow they had been discussing turned out to be, “so dank.” Enough said?

She winds up with “dank memes,” and I will sign on to her parting remark: “I’m not even going to wade in here because truly, a dank meme is in the eye of the beholder.” Are you familiar with this mot of the moment? (Thanks, Martin!)

Comments

  1. Yes, I can certify that this slang is current in at least some of my circles.

  2. This is reminiscent of “this is good shit” from my youth when talking about marijuana.

  3. In certain circles (read: young bros)

    Why I’m not interested in adding this to my vocabulary.

  4. Whilst I have never inhaled, my daughter and I caught a whiff of a duo skulking under an embankment during a riverwalk. The scent wafting from yon embankment was definitely … dank.

  5. I have spent a little time on reddit; enough to come across “dank memes” and infer that these are bad, but not enough to realise that dank=bad was an ironic inversion of dank=cool (a sense I was unaware of until now) rather than the old-fashioned dank=bad of my youth.

  6. @mollymooly: In my understanding, “dank” is a positive descriptor of a meme – albeit with a certain ironic awareness of the ridiculousness of meme culture being implied.

  7. I definitely remember people sharing posts from “Bernie Sanders’ Dank Meme Stash” on Facebook in 2016.

  8. Dank was pot 20 years ago when I was in high school. And the term “dank” to mean cool, I seem to remember existing then as well. Certainly not a new trend!

    (And incidentally, get yourself down to Tree House, pride of Western Mass., for some dank IPAs!)

  9. References to “dank memes” are extremely commonplace among the youth (such as my fourteen-year-old and ten-year-old), and the term seems to be used unambiguously positively, without any trace of irony (or, in many cases, any idea where the “dank” originated).

    Other positive uses of “dank” are much, much rarer.

  10. In my office I’m known as a writer of dank memos.

  11. @Brett: Hmm, there might be a Millennial vs. Gen Z difference there.

  12. January First-of-May says:

    I’ve seen the phrase “dank memes” a few times, but I honestly have no idea what they are, and, IIRC, the one time I tried to ask somebody, the reply was so extremely uninformative as to suspect that they either had no conception of anyone not knowing what they are, or not quite sure what exactly they were either.

    (Probably the latter – that is, it was one of those intuitive things for them, and I might as well have asked them how to use the definite article.)

  13. I mostly associate “dank memes” with alt-rightish ha-ha-only-serious racist jokes involving pictures of Pepe, but I do occasionally see cases where the adjective seems to have developed a wider usage. Only online though – I have yet to hear “dank” in real life in any sense.

  14. J.W. Brewer says:

    “Dank memes” sounds very 2016 to me. I’m surprised the young people haven’t moved on to newer expressions, abandoning that one to the old and out of it.

  15. (And incidentally, get yourself down to Tree House, pride of Western Mass., for some dank IPAs!)

    But I don’t like dank IPAs!

  16. The whole hipster trend in super-hoppy beers is repugnant to me and I want it to go away.

  17. It seems like the craze for super-hoppy beers is fading a bit, to be replaced by a new emphasis on sours.

  18. I don’t like those either! Why isn’t just plain tasty beer good enough?

  19. Michael Eochaidh says:

    It could be worse; most gluten free beer is terrible. Thank god for red wine.

    When I could drink real beer, I liked both sour beers and hoppy beers. I do prefer my hoppy beers to be more balanced than the trend (at least as it was five years ago).

  20. When we bought our house the previous owners left a cool, humid basement room fitted with wine racks but stocked with only a small supply of Canada Dry ginger ale and gluten-free beer, which alas was horrible. Had they left a hoppy IPA we could have had the dankest cellar in town.

    My brother-in-law home brews beer. And very well. Last year he planted hops to add to his brews. I wonder whether that was part of the appeal of hoppy IPAs. Crafters can’t exactly put a crop of rye in the backyard but hops are within reach and give an extra frisson of artisanry.

  21. Combining two themes, do people still graft hops to marijuana stems to produce psychoactive hops that won’t attract unfavorable attention in the garden? Double dankness.

  22. Every few years, there is a new word for “good.”

    Whoopdedo.

    Better than “awesome” at any rate.

  23. Greg Pandatshang says:

    Does anyone really say “dank” as in “dank memes” unironically? Does anyone who would otherwise be inclined to call a meme dank say anything unironically?

  24. ha-ha-only-serious

    Now that is an expression I need to know.

  25. David Marjanović says:

    Whoa. I’ve come across dank meme stashes. Now you’re telling me they were dankmeme stashes all along? I always interpreted them as they’re spelled, meaning the whole stash is dank, which could have all kinds of ironic and self-ironic interpretations.

  26. Why isn’t just plain tasty beer good enough?

    Because there is no such thing? Beer drinking is a competition in who can consume the most disgusting liquids, as far as I can tell. Even the people I know who drink (I don’t) don’t seem to actually like it.

  27. David Eddyshaw says:
  28. There’s a reason why beer is usually served cold.

    But I actually like beer — on the rare occasions where I’m in the mood for alcohol, I’ll pick a good old-fashioned Imperial Stout over most other things on offer. Room temperature is fine.

  29. January First-of-May says:

    From my own experience, most beer tastes awful, but really good beer can actually taste kind of nice.
    I’ve encountered such beer about two or three times in my life; one of those was the local specialty in a Lviv bar shortly before the Crimean unpleasantness, one was a random bottle of cheap tequila-flavoured beer drink (and I didn’t like it when we found another bottle of the exact same brand a few years later), and I don’t recall much about the third one at all, if it even happened.

    That said, I don’t like most wines either; it might just be a general negative reaction to alcohol (the only alcoholic drinks I liked were the ones with loads of sugar).

  30. David Marjanović says:

    Even the people I know who drink (I don’t) don’t seem to actually like it.

    Oh, I know plenty of people who really do like (certain kinds of) it. But once when this discussion happened, someone said something to the effect of “what, no, nobody likes beer, you don’t drink beer for the taste, you drink it to get drunk”.

    Me, I wouldn’t know. All beer (alcohol-free included) is seriously disgusting, so is all wine, and I see no point in getting drunk…

  31. Oh, I know plenty of people who really do like (certain kinds of) it.

    Me included. I used to think of it as basically a cheap and reasonably palatable means of getting a buzz on, but then I was introduced to Belgian beer and realized it could be as delicious and complex as, say, Burgundy (to me the ne plus ultra of wines).

  32. “On a world where a common table implement is a little device with which you crack the ice that has formed on your drink between drafts, hot beer is a thing you come to appreciate.” —Genly Ai, The Left Hand of Darkness

  33. Greg Pandatshang says:

    Speaking of dankness and frog nazi memes, there’s the ongoing saga of Count Dankula: https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/count-dankula-freedom-of-speech-comedy-joke-iran-offended-a8270631.html

  34. Burgundy may be ne plus ultra. But Bordeaux is sui generis. (A distinction with a difference germane.)

  35. I am now expecting web sites on how to build a great web site to present a layout that starts off with:

    Your dank logo goes here

    [I spoke too soon, it’s already out there, although a dank logo seems to be one that uses the word ‘dank’]

  36. I would gloss dank memes as ‘memes that are extremely funny when high, but for most people not especially funny otherwise’, i.e. it signifies a specific kind of humor, not its overall quality.

    …now standing by for semantic analyses of birb as distinct from bird.

  37. Ah. Like whole Cheech & Chong movies, then?

  38. David Marjanović says:

    birb is smol

  39. smol birb is smol, or am I dating myself now?

  40. David Marjanović says:

    birdsrightsactivist is still tweeting, the latest occurrence of BIRB having happened on 21 February and of birg on 13 March.

  41. Then there are SMOFs, who are certainly not smol though they may be birbs (i.e. tsiks).

  42. “It seems like the craze for super-hoppy beers is fading a bit, to be replaced by a new emphasis on sours.”

    Do try to keep up – sours have now been replaced by New England IPAs, or NEIPAs, which are basically beers designed to both taste like and look like mango juice.

    Curious linguistic aside: in large parts of the world, particularly the Baltic, as craft beer has taken off, and American-style IPAs have become increasingly popular, the locals call them ‘Eepas’.

  43. beers designed to both taste like and look like mango juice

    That might actually be a virtue in some eyes. I like mango juice more or less (there are other juices I like better) and detest the very smell of beer. Alas, I don’t drink:

    Shevek went on reading the papers. He read that he was a towering giant of a man, that he was unshaven and possessed a ‘mane,’ whatever that was, of greying hair, that he was thirty-seven, forty-three-and fifty-six; that he had written a great work of physics called (the spelling depended on the paper) Principals of Simultaneity or Principles of Simiultany, that he was a goodwill ambassador from the Odonian government, that he was a vegetarian, and that, like all Anarresti, he did not drink. At this he broke down and laughed till his ribs hurt. “By damn, they do have imagination! Do they think we live on water vapor, like the rockmoss?”

    “They mean you don’t drink alcoholic liquors,” said Pae, also laughing. “The one thing everybody knows about Odonians, I suppose, is that you don’t drink alcohol. Is it true, by the way?”

    “Some people distill alcohol from fermented holum root, for drinking. They say it gives the unconscious free play, like brainwave training. Most people prefer that, it’s very easy and doesn’t cause a disease. Is that common here?”

    “Drinking is. I don’t know about this disease. What’s it called?”

    “Alcoholism, I think.”

    “Oh, I see…But what do working people do on Anarres for a bit of jollity, to escape the woes of the world together for a night?”

    Shevek looked blank. “Well, we …I don’t know. Perhaps our woes are inescapable?”

    “Quaint,” Pae said, and smiled disarmingly.

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