Just in case any of you were under the impression that a wild-eyed descriptivist like myself was incapable of applying the silly-but-fun traditional Rules of Grammar, here’s my result from the quiz that’s making the rounds:
You are a GRAMMAR GOD!
If your mission in life is not already to
preserve the English tongue, it should be.
Congratulations and thank you!
You’re welcome, but my mission in life is to wipe out everything you hold dear. En garde!