Posthaste.

A reader wrote to share the Merriam-Webster Word History of posthaste:

As an adverb, posthaste means “with all possible speed.” It’s found in contemporary writing, but we might think of it as an archaic expression, or at least one that cleverly alludes to days of yore, like on The Simpsons when Mr. Burns, making a rare venture out into the world in his horseless carriage without Smithers, commands to Marge: “You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate, and re-vulcanize my tires, posthaste!” […]

If you didn’t already know the etymology of posthaste, you might see the post at the beginning of the word and assume that it’s functioning as a prefix meaning “after,” the way it does in Latin words like postmortem, or in English words like postgame or postgraduate, or in movements of art or critical theory like postmodernism or post-structuralism.

Not quite. The post in posthaste is the same as in post office: it has to do with the mail. In Middle English, post haste was a noun for the speed with which a person delivering mail was pressed to do their job.

In the 16th century “haste, post, haste” was used to inform couriers (also called posts) that a letter was urgent. Post-haste later came to refer to great promptness and speed for any purpose, and was used in phrases like in post-haste and in all post-haste.

In other words, the work of a courier was so routinely associated with speed and efficiency that it was used as a reference point in the language for others doing speedy labors. The notion caught on so quickly that post-haste was seeing use as an adjective and adverb by the end of the 16th century. […]

The modern U.S. post office was modeled on the post roads in England used to deliver royal mail, with couriers posted at intervals to deliver the mail along the route. The association of courier service with speed and promptness occurs throughout a lot of popular culture, from the character Mr. McFeely from Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood (“Speedy Delivery!”) to Mr. ZIP, a character introduced by the U.S. Postal Service to promote the then-new system of ZIP codes.

As delivery methods were upgraded, post-haste as a command carried with it a scent of antiquity, and was used as a signifier of such. Even in the 19th century, it was a go-to word for authors writing scenes set in times past […]

Click through for relevant citations; the OED (entry revised 2006) has the definitions n. “Haste like that of a person travelling post (see post adv.¹); great promptness and speed” (1545 Yf he make Poste haste, bothe he that oweth the horse, and he..that afterwarde shal bye the horse, may chaunce to curse hym. R. Ascham, Toxophilus ii. f. 6), adj. “Prompt, swift; done, sent, etc., with all possible speed” (1594 Post-hast letters came to him..to returne as speedily as he could. T. Nashe, Vnfortunate Traveller sig. I3), and adv. “With the speed of a person travelling post; with all possible haste; immediately” (1597 Olde Iohn of Gaunt..hath sent post haste, To intreate your Maiestie to visite him. W. Shakespeare, Richard II i. iv. 54), and the etymology says:

Apparently originally < post n.³ + haste v. (compare the phrase haste, post, haste, frequently as a delivery instruction on 16th-cent. letters: see quots. 1538, 1547, 1558 in etymological note); in later use the second element was apparently apprehended as haste n.

Thanks, Craig!

Comments

  1. Stu Clayton says

    Post in haste, repent at leisure.

  2. *tries to think of RePentecost joke, fails*

  3. Somewhere a long time ago I read of the abortive arrival of the second Spanish Armada off Cornwall in 1596. A message was of course sent off, post-haste, from Plymouth to London; it has been preserved in the state archives, with date and time entries showing where and when the messengers frequently changed horses (as they were entitled to do on demand, being on urgent Government business, the owners of the horses to be recompensed later). Riding by night, the first one was doing over 20 miles an hour on the route to Exeter, even over the Haldon hills where the main road was until the 1980s essentially not much unimproved since pre-Roman times: I don’t like to think how he managed the alarmingly steep eastward slope by moonlight. But after Exeter the message with presumably a new rider, slowed down: after Reading , the pace had dropped to a sedate trot. Cornwall, far distant, what’s the hurry? Government work is often like that.

  4. Stu Clayton says

    Buy Pentecost futures, repent at cost ?

  5. Stu Clayton says

    OT, new French word of the day: “Uncle Tom’s Cabin” = “La case de l’oncle Tom”.

  6. The British gentry could, when they were in a hurry, hire the post horses for their carriages. Their own tired horses would be left to be fed and rested, to be swapped back on the return journey. In Pride and Prejudice, the use of post horses is a signal that a journey has been made in great haste and sparing no expense.

    One morning, about a week after Bingley’s engagement with Jane had been formed, as he and the females of the family were sitting together in the dining-room, their attention was suddenly drawn to the window by the sound of a carriage; and they perceived a chaise and four driving up the lawn. It was too early in the morning for visitors; and besides, the equipage did not answer to that of any of their neighbours. The horses were post; and neither the carriage, nor the livery of the servant who preceded it, were familiar to them. As it was certain, however, that somebody was coming, Bingley instantly prevailed on Miss Bennet to avoid the confinement of such an intrusion, and walk away with him into the shrubbery. They both set off; and the conjectures of the remaining three continued, though with little satisfaction, till the door was thrown open, and their visitor entered. It was Lady Catherine de Bourgh…

    arriving on the scene to try to break up the main characters.

  7. Stu Clayton says

    Bingley instantly prevailed on Miss Bennet to avoid the confinement of such an intrusion

    That means “with considerable urging”, not “immediately”, right ? I can’t reconstruct why I think that. Unless by association with Latin instans, about which language I know hardly enough to shake a stick at.

    ETA: “at the instance of”.

  8. Trond Engen says

    @Stephen: Great story, but how accurate are the time entries? How did they measure time?

  9. Brett, how did they recognize the horses as post horses?

  10. Dmitry Pruss says

    The British gentry could, when they were in a hurry, hire the post horses for their carriages. Their own tired horses would be left to be fed and rested, to be swapped back on the return journey.
    К несчастью, Ларины тащились
    Боясь прогонов дорогих,
    Не на почтовых, на своих

    The comparisons of slow traveler’s own horses vs. expensive post horses abound in Pushkin’s verse

  11. @Y: I don’t know. Maybe it was something distinctive about their tack.

  12. Kate Bunting says

    You could also hire a post-chaise as an expensive way to travel fast (a bit like using a taxi for a long journey today). See https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:The_Trafalgar_Way._Blue_Anchor_Inn,_Fraddon_-_geograph.org.uk_-_1233038.jpg for an example. £2 17s was a lot of money for just one stage in 1805.

  13. Jen in Edinburgh says

    I don’t know how much post horses had to do with the actual post full of letters by the 19th century, or if they were just horses which could be exchanged at certain ‘posts’ along the main roads (which is where the post gets its name, anyway).

    By then you could also travel with the mail, in a carriage setting out along a specific route which carried passengers as well as letters – quicker but more expensive than an ordinary stagecoach, but cheaper although less flexible than using your own carriage.

  14. Trond Engen: how did they tell the time in 1596? Well, they had sundials (which obviously do not work at night) but also hour-glasses, known from the fourteenth century, and mechanical clocks. The oldest working clock in England is in Salisbury Cathedral, from 1386: some Continental clocks are older. Also, church bells in towns rang the hours, sometimes the quarter-hours. “Hearing the chimes at midnight” was a commonplace.

    Admittedly, clock time was not at first absolutely reliable: but proverbially, two clocks would agree before two philosophers. And until the steam railways made a nationwide mean time essential, each town used its own local time based on the sun at noon. You couldn’t have the up train to London from Plymouth and the down train from London using different clocks. Ireland kept its local time till much later: there is a clock at Larne station with two minute hands, one showing Dublin time and one London.

    Which reminds me of the story of the traveller in the west of Ireland complaining to the stationmaster that the clock on the platform and the clock at the entry to the station did not agree. “Ah sure” came the reply “now what would be the point of having two clocks, and they both telling the same time?”

  15. PS
    The rate of post horse travel could be affected by Hobson’s Choice.
    Though, as I recall, some early mentions have this as “Hudson’s choice.”
    The OED entry has recently been revised.
    I had previously mentioned somewhere that the choice type origin may have involved early relations with Japan,
    perhaps a source for a quote or two later given there.

  16. The OED entry has recently been revised.

    So it has (in 2023)! Thanks for the head’s-up; the entry now starts:

    1. The option of taking either what is available or nothing at all; no choice; (sometimes more generally) an impossible or unsatisfactory choice, as between two equally undesirable alternatives.

    1614 I could wish he had commodity for the mony you promised him, or that he had had soe much honesty to have taken Goodes of us, as well as of the Hollander. But were it not for the accomplishment of your word & promise by my consent I would put him to Hudsons choice, for I make acco’ that in 2 yeares at the sonest he will scarce make payment.
    R. Wickham, Letter 25 May in Copy Bk. Lett. Japan (BL: IOR/G/12/15) 6

    1617 Once we are put to Hodgsons choise to take such previlegese as they will geve us, or else goe without.
    R. Cocks, Letter 1 October (1883) vol. II. 294

    1649 I think They [sc. the Presbyterian Parliament] were the greater Levellers; for they brought me downe to be a Spaniel or Pack-horse: they could find no use for me but to Fetch and Carry. I had Hobsons choise, either be a Hobson or nothing.
    Gradus Simeonis 1

    1678 A man is said to have Hobsons choice, when he must either take what is left him, or chose [sic] whether he will have any part or no. This Hobson was a noted Carrier in Cambridge in K. James his time.
    J. Ray, Collection of English Proverbs (ed. 2) 252
    […]

    And the etymology is:

    Apparently < the genitive of the surname Hobson + choice n.

    Notes

    Long supposed (see e.g. quot. 1678) to be named after Thomas Hobson (1545–1631) of Cambridge, a carrier, who let out horses, and is said to have required customers to take the horse which happened to be nearest the stable door, or go without. However, the identification is not certain; compare the following early account of a forced choice from a number of horses, which is here associated with William Hobson (died 1581), haberdasher of London:

    1607 Mary quoth Master Hobson here be so many horses, that I cannot tell which is mine owne, and I know well, when euery man is ridden and gone the horse that remaneth behind, must needs be mine.
    R. Johnson, Pleasant Conceites of Old Hobson sig. D3

    The differing forms of the surname given in quots. 1614 and 1617, which do not recur elsewhere, cannot easily be accounted for; the authors of the two letters in question were known to each other, and were both agents of the British East India Company resident in Japan at the time of writing.

  17. Owlmirror says

    I, too, wondered what distinguished post horses from other horses. I wondered if the Internet Archive had some period piece that discussed post horses, and a search for that exact phrase (“post horses”) found this:

    Shakespeare and the post horses; a new study of The merry wives of Windsor
    https://archive.org/details/shakespeareposth0000crof/page/n7/mode/2up

    Preface:

    NO one is justified in writing about Shakespeare unless he has new and significant facts to present. The facts which I venture to offer as new here are those relating to Elizabethan posting-scandals and posting regulations in Chapters III and IV, the curious facts concerning the relation of the Folio and Quarto texts in Chapters V-VII, and the details concerning Oldcastle in Chapter XI.

    Posting scandals! Hm!
    I have not yet read the book, though.

    The hits on the phrase are surprisingly few (5 – another copy of the same book as above, and a few dry legal texts on the laws and fees and such about post horses). Maybe I need to change the wording?

  18. J.W. Brewer says

    One fairly obscure sense (a few dictionaries I checked didn’t have it) of the *verb* “post” also involves horses, although I don’t know if it will yield the specific bigram Owlmirror searched for. Explanation here:
    https://www.wikihow.com/Post-While-Trotting-on-a-Horse

    I don’t know if this verb-sense derives historically/etymology from how riders characteristically rode on post horses in particular or if it’s something entirely independent of that. FWIW, I’m pretty sure I only know this usage because once upon a time, many many decades ago, I had a girlfriend who (like a not-immaterial percentage of the U.S. female population) had gone through a being-really-into-horse-riding phase.

  19. The horses were post (etc)

    i think JiE’s given the core of the explanation: they’re horses selected for speed over distance, hired not as single animals but as a series of mounts exchanged regularly to avoid needing pauses to rest them. so “post horses” aren’t so much a type of horse as a riding system (and presumably recognizable by their livery).

  20. David Marjanović says

    Also, church bells in towns rang the hours, sometimes the quarter-hours. “Hearing the chimes at midnight” was a commonplace.

    …and the most important cathedral often had the right to ring earlier than all other churches in the city.

    like a not-immaterial percentage of the U.S. female population

    It’s almost an ontogenetic stage in Western culture.

  21. Yes, and at least since the 70s. I remember the girls in my school having horse stickers on their stuff and reading horse books and comics.

  22. J.W. Brewer says

    Re “most important cathedral,” when I was a freshman in college (“at university”), a fairly historically-important-in-the-U.S.-context Catholic parish about half a block from my room got a brand new set of fancy and potentially loud bells paid for by donors from across the United States. As I heard the story, they initially threatened to ring them every day at sunrise as was allegedly canonically enjoined but were ultimately prevailed upon to delay the ringing until … maybe 8 a.m. local time? Certainly some time that, if earlier than that, lagged outside dead winter astronomical sunrise and was not inconsistent with the time-to-wake-up-to-go-to-class behavior of the median students, at least.

  23. But then, Roz Chast (The Best American Comics, 2016):

    My parents had gotten me a subscription to a quasi-educational magazine called Highlights for Children. I was obsessed with a feature it contained called “Our Own Page” that published poems and drawings submitted by kids, along with the kids’ names, the cities and states where they were from, and their ages. I noticed that at least half of the drawings on that page that were done by girls were drawings of horses.

    The problem was, I did not like horses. I did not ride horses, or read horse books, or watch horse TV shows. If someone had given me a pony, I would have been upset. To me, horses were large animals with enormous, frightening jaws filled with too many teeth, their back legs bent in a disturbing way, and worst of all, there was that eye that always seemed to be rolling around crazily in a gigantic, elongated head.

    Nevertheless, I wanted to see my work on Our Own Page, and decided to teach myself how to draw a horse, since that’s what was obviously required if that were to ever happen. I would draw horse after horse until I got it right. I got a pad of paper and a pen and got to work. I drew horses standing, horses rearing up, big horse heads with flowing manes and bulging veins. If Sally Sue Smithers, age 7½, from Nashville, Tennessee, could have a drawing on Our Own Page, then goddammit, so could and so would I.

    I worked very diligently. I even named them: Brighty! Whitey! Flame! Prancer! Did I research these horses? No, I did not. I imagined what they looked like, and drew what I imagined.

    When the sketchbook was full, I looked at it, and it made me laugh so hard that bad, loss-of-bodily-control things almost happened. I’d calm down and then look again and start laughing again.

    There was no eureka moment of “My horses came out wrong, but funny. Therefore, I’ll be a cartoonist.” No, no, no, no, no. But looking back, I might have thought that even if I couldn’t draw a perfect horse, drawing a horse that could make me laugh that hard was not nothing.

    Anyway, I never got a drawing onto Our Own Page, but they did publish a very corny poem I wrote about brotherhood, which I will not share with you.

    Also, Emma Hunsinger’s How to Draw a Horse, very much on point, is one of the best short stories in comic form I have ever read.

  24. Who has not cursed postmasters, who has not quarrelled with them? Who, in a moment of anger, has not demanded from them the fatal book in order to record in it unavailing complaints of their extortions, rudeness and unpunctuality? Who does not look upon them as monsters of the human race, equal to the defunct attorneys, or, at least, the brigands of Mourom?

  25. Brett, Y, there are post horses here (all with cool blinders/blinkers):
    https://www.tate.org.uk/art/artworks/henderson-changing-horses-to-a-post-chaise-outside-the-george-posting-house-t02360
    Maybe the point is that post horses, however smartly turned out, were still pretty much standard, whereas horses belonging to the likes of Lady Catherine de Bourgh would have been zhuzhed up to match the carriage?

  26. Thanks, Michael. In the picture (the Tate link isn’t working, but is archived here) the post horses have a monogrammed blanket on (reading “T C”, I think).

  27. @J. W.: American Heritage and Merriam-Webster both list the “post the trot” sense with the “ride fast” sense, though neither definition is very good, as they skip the point, which is to skip a beat. By the way, I was never convinced that it hurt less than sitting the trot or would be easier on the horse. Quite possibly I wasn’t doing it right.

    I did read all the Marguerite Henry books, but I don’t think I’d have been a brony.

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