Stern Nincompoops.

Cyril Connolly is pretty much forgotten now, which is not a terrible injustice, but this is a nice pungent passage from his 1938 essay “Illusions of Likeness” (courtesy of Michael Gilleland at Laudator Temporis Acti):

The last ten years have witnessed a welcome decay in pedantic snobbery about dead languages. A knowledge of Greek is no longer the hallmark of a powerful intellectual caste, who visit with Housmanly scorn any solecism from the climbers outside it. The dons who jeer at men of letters for getting their accents wrong command no more sympathy than doctors who make fun of psychiatrists or osteopaths; the vast vindictive rages which scholars used to vent on those who knew rather less than themselves seem no longer so admirable, like the contempt which those people who at some time learned how to pronounce Buccleuch and Harewood have for those who are still learning. The don-in-the-manger is no longer formidable. There was a time when most people were ashamed to say that The Oxford Book of Greek Verse required a translation. That time is over. We shall not refer to it again except to say that if people as teachable as ourselves couldn’t be taught enough Greek in ten years to construe any piece unseen, as we can with French, or with any other modern language, then that system by which we were taught should be scrapped, and those stern nincompoops by whom we were instructed should come before us, like the burghers of Calais, in sackcloth and ashes with halters round their necks.

Gilleland quotes it from Connolly’s collection The Condemned Playground. Essays: 1927-1944 (London: Routledge, 1945), which is available online if you want to investigate further. Also, Buccleuch is pronounced /bəˈkluː/ (bə-KLOO) and Harewood /ˈhɑːrwʊd/ (HAR-wood) — at least in Harewood House, which presumably retains the traditional pronunciation; the village it is in, sadly, has succumbed to the obvious /ˈhɛərwʊd/ (HAIR-wood). O tempora, sic transit!

Comments

  1. Bloody nightmare. The kind of place German spies were told to avoid.

    There is debate as to the exact pronunciation of the word ‘Harewood’. In the 18th century, the customary pronunciation (and spelling) was Harwood and this pronunciation for both house and title is used by Harewood House and the Earl of Harewood. The pronunciation “hairwood” is generally used for the village. The Harewood Arms public house and hotel (pronounced HAIR-wuud is opposite the entrance to the Harewood Estate (pronounced HAR-wuud). It is the location of the UK’s longest motorsport hillclimb, Harewood speed Hillclimb (pronounced HAIR-wuud). The exterior set for the soap opera Emmerdale is located in the Harewood estate (pronounced EMMA-dail).

    The most remarkable thing to me about Cyril Connolly is his repulsive appearance. Otherwise it’s all about who he went to school with so references to him in magazines and biographies, in the days before the google, entailed hours of not very fruitful research . In both aspects he’s the most enormous red herring.

  2. Electric Dragon says

    Cyril Connolly?
    No, *semi-carnally*!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlrsqGal64w

  3. I may have mentioned this before, but J.J. Thomson, who won a Nobel prize for discovering the electron, complained in his autobiography about the “utterly wasted” hours he had put in as an undergraduate to pass the ‘little-go,’ a sort of watered-down classics exam for the non-classics students. The textbook of Greek written specifically for this exam “contained a long list of words which were irregular to the point of impropriety, not one half of which my classical friends had ever come across.”

    This would have been in the mid-1870s.

  4. David Marjanović says

    command no more sympathy than doctors who make fun of psychiatrists or osteopaths

    Ooh, this has not aged well. Osteopathy, the claim that all ills are caused by bone problems as if pathogens didn’t exist and the microscope had never been invented, is immediately obvious pseudoscience; and psychiatry in 1938 was certainly no better.

  5. Well, Connolly has not aged well in general. That’s certainly a striking example.

  6. The funny thing is that in the U.S. nowadays DOs are exactly equivalent to MDs in training and licensing; I’ve been seen by one on several occasions. They just attend different schools and get slightly more emphasis on whole-patient treatment. Allopathy, the direct ancestor of scientific medicine, was just as pseudo-scientific for a long time.

    If things had gone just slightly differently, the guy on TV who tells you what the weather will be might have been called an astrologer rather than a meteorologist, or you might well take your kid to the doctor to get a shot for a childhood dwarf.

  7. David Marjanović says

    Allopathy, the direct ancestor of scientific medicine, was just as pseudo-scientific for a long time.

    Oh yes, though it wasn’t that bad in 1938 anymore.

    a childhood dwarf

    I don’t get that one.

  8. Buccleuch is pronounced /bəˈkluː/ (bə-KLOO)

    By the Duke, yes. But I bet in Scots it’s still [bʌkl(j)ux]. A cleuch (Eng. clough) is either a narrow ravine or a tall cliff, depending on whether you’re at the top or the bottom, I suppose.

    Talking of dukes, TIL that the present (13th) Duke of Argyll (in the peerage of Scotland) is also the present 6th Duke of Argyll (in the peerage of the UK). The Government of the day wanted the Duke to have a seat in the House (Scottish peers only sat if elected by other Scottish peers), so gave him a second dukedom, there being no available higher rank. Among his other titles are Chief of Clan Campbell and Admiral of the Western Coasts and Isles. He is also captain of Scotland’s elephant polo team (which is exactly what you think it is).

    As for the dwarf, one of the twelve surviving Old English metrical charms begins: Wið dweorh man sceal niman VII lytle oflætan, swylce man mid ofrað, and writan þas naman on ælcre oflætan ‘Against a dwarf, you should take seven little wafers such as you would offer [in the Mass] and write these names …”, namely the Seven Sleepers of Ephesus, and then sing the following verse three times.

  9. David Marjanović says

    Oh yeah. Plausible. But what is the illness? Why are you supposed to tell the patient you’re his stallion? It’s a bit like Yiddish – the vocabulary is such that I understand everything except the topic…

    hæfde him his haman on handa is a masterpiece of alliteration, though.

  10. Jen in Edinburgh says

    Buccleuch Place at least is pronounced buKLOO*, although I suppose it must be named after the duke. I think it just is irregular, though – I’ve never heard of any other pronunciation (although this doesn’t mean that none exists).
    Cleuch has the ch at the end, as someone said.

    *Except when it’s just called BP, to the mild bafflement of newcomers

  11. January First-of-May says

    oflætan

    This word (meaning “wafers”) immediately reminded me of modern Czech oplatky (most famously of Karlovy Vary); apparently the two words are indeed cognate, both ultimately originating from Latin oblāta.

  12. Nobody knows exactly what the illness is. The charm to be recited begins with the words “Her com in gangan inspidenwiht” and runs to the end. So the beast (whatever it is) is the one who’s saying that the patient is his horse, i.e. the patient is being ridden, as by a nightmare. It’s plausible that the disease involves fever, though, because the patient starts to turn cold before the beast’s sister swears that nobody will be harmed by all this.

  13. Jen in Edinburgh: I’ve never heard of any other pronunciation
    Nor have I. It’s Bu-CLUE.

    The duchess of Argyll & the headless man (and how appropriate that they should appear here, in a Cyril Connolly article). I think that a duke of Argyll was somehow connected to the Nazis in the 1930s but I can’t find a Wiki reference to it.

  14. I can’t trace any connection between the D of B and BP or B Street, but it must indeed exist somehow.

    It occurs to me that a Scot would only be surnamed “Scott” (as the Duke is) if the ancestor was a remigrant who had spent time in England and acquired the surname there before returning home.

  15. Since its presence in The Mayor of Casterbridge was pointed out, I have started using the word hagrid for cases of fitful sleep.

  16. Richard Hershberger says

    Osteopathy, et al.: All forms of medicine started out as a combination of old wives’ tales which might or might not be helpful, backed by theory that, upon sober reflection, was complete woo. This was true of the most respectable physicians. If you doctor today diagnosed you have having humors out of balance, you would run screaming out of the office, and quite rightly so.

    By chance, the mainstream respectable tradition of medicine also was the first to hit on the germ theory of disease. This was initially dismissed as woo: invisible bugs get into your blood and make you sick. Yeah, right. Now pull my other one. Some, though not all, of the other traditions gradually merged with it. Modern osteopathy is the biggest example. The vast majority of chiropractors, at least in the US, are perfectly respectable specialized therapists. Some woo chiropractors are still around, but they are curiosities.

    Respectable medicine hitting on the germ theory first also had the effect of giving a retrospective scientific cast to the profession’s earlier history. This is quite unearned. Galan was utter woo, no matter traditionally respectable he was thought to be.

  17. Oh, and I had no idea who Cyril Connolly was, apart from the Monty Python reference. Back when this might have motivated me to find out more about him, this was difficult enough that I never bothered. I suspect that any decent public library would have had the resources necessary, but any motivation I felt was quite limited. I hadn’t thought of him in years.

  18. Osteopaths vs. psychiatrists vs. MDs comparison might not have aged well, but “burghers of Calais” turned out to be better (IMHO) than Connolly probably intended.

  19. Medicine is not a science at all, since it lacks an underlying theory that can generate testable propositions that can be verified experimentally; it’s really more akin to a skilled trade.

  20. David Marjanović says

    Medicine is an application of science, like engineering.

    (And science is an application of science theory.)

  21. Medicine is not a science at all, since it lacks an underlying theory that can generate testable propositions that can be verified experimentally

    This is a truly extraordinary statement and I can only think that it’s using “theory” and “verified” in some obscure sense derived from critical theory, rather than in any sense I would recognise.

  22. By the Duke, yes. But I bet in Scots it’s still [bʌkl(j)ux].

    Not in my experience. Though I admit it’s an obscure place name – I had to look it up (it’s near Hawick) and I’m not sure I’ve ever heard it spoken referring to the tiny place in the Borders, rather than to the Duke and things named after him like streets, etc. Originally it was Buck Cleugh.

    It occurs to me that a Scot would only be surnamed “Scott” (as the Duke is) if the ancestor was a remigrant who had spent time in England and acquired the surname there before returning home.

    Not necessarily. The Scotts in question trace their name back to various Scots landowners in the 11th and 12th centuries called either “le Scot” or “Fitz Scott”. At a guess, the point of the name was to make it clear to actual Normans that this landowner was actually a Scot rather than a Norman like them.

  23. PlasticPaddy says

    The Scott name was then given by Norman authorities (or due to the presence of such authorities). Compare Fingal and Dougal (resp. light and dark foreigner) presumably given in places where the authority was Gaelic-speaking.

  24. Hawick is pronounced Hoyk.

  25. Stu Clayton says

    As in “oik” ? Or rather “ho-ik” ?

  26. Daniel Jones says HAW-ik (two syllables).

  27. I only know it as one syllable, as in ‘oik’.

  28. Daniel Jones, the NY Giants’ quarterback?

    It’s Hoik, as in ‘oik’.

    I can’t believe anyone’s discussing with Americans the possibility that Buccleuch might be pronounced any other way than the way we all know it’s pronounced.

  29. I only know it as one syllable, as in ‘oik’.

    And thus the language continues to degenerate. Soon we’ll all be grunting in sludgy monosyllables, like Danes.

  30. Stu Clayton says

    I can’t believe anyone’s discussing with Americans the possibility that Buccleuch might be pronounced any other way than the way we all know it’s pronounced.

    I blame participatory democracy and empowerment. Of course it all boils down to impertinence.

    Edit: on the part of Americans, natch.

  31. Oik has been a monosyllable since the dawn of time. Great danes have a huge vocabulary (some can recognise more than seven words).

  32. There are good bits in Connolly. I particularly remember a line from his (pre-Orwell) vision of justice in a totalitarian state: “How do you plead? Guilty, or very guilty?”

  33. Athel Cornish-Bowden says

    It occurs to me that a Scot would only be surnamed “Scott” (as the Duke is) if the ancestor was a remigrant who had spent time in England and acquired the surname there before returning home.

    That’s exactly how it is with “Cornish” — it’s not unknown as a surname in Cornwall, but it’s not nearly as common as it is in Devon, and it’s a fair bet that most Cornish Cornishes are descended from remigrants. (“Devenish” is far more common in Somerset than in Devon.) My own ancestors appear to have migrated from Cornwall to Devon in the 15th century.

    I twice met the historian A. L. Rowse, and on both occasions (separated by about 20 years) he asked me the same question: was I Cornish? I found it little short of amazing that a historian, even one obsessed with his Cornish background, as Rowse was, had never made the simple analysis that John did.

  34. That is strange, but what comment are you talking about? You’ve only made one in this thread, the one in which you talk about trying to edit a comment.

  35. Athel Cornish-Bowden says

    Now my whole comment has vanished into the aether.

  36. Athel Cornish-Bowden says

    That is strange, but what comment are you talking about? You’ve only made one in this thread, the one in which you talk about trying to edit a comment.

    No, this is the 4th. The only substantive one was the first, a response to one of John Cowan’s.

    I’ll see if it’s still in my clipboard, and if it is I’ll post it again. No, it isn’t. When I feel confident that the server is working correctly I’ll try to post it again (after making sure I have a copy saved).

  37. I just checked and found one in the spam folder; I’ve released it. Sorry about that!

  38. “How do you plead? Guilty, or very guilty?”

    Then there is Gowachin Law, which is based on the principle that everyone is guilty: the froglike Gowachin are r-selectors, and the ones who become adults are the ones who during their tadpole phase have most successfully eaten their relatives and peers. In the Gowachin Courtarena, if you are found Gowachin-guilty, you go free (but can’t leave the Gowachin planet); the Gowachin-innocent and their lawyers are torn to pieces by the judge, the opponents, and the spectators. The parties decide which role, plaintiff or defendant, they will take, and the decision can go for or against either party or indeed anyone else present.

  39. pedantic snobbery about dead languages

    I’m know no Greek whatsoever but it seems to me that a little historical perspective is needed. ‘Dead languages’ is a modern obsession, like ‘We’re modern people; we don’t need all that fuddy-duddy old stuff. It’s just dead’.

    But it wasn’t always so. As my potted understanding of history goes, until the fall of Constantinople, people in the West weren’t very familiar with Greek. Sudden access to writings in Greek were one of the stimuli for the Renaissance. In other words, Greek was a breath of fresh air, the discovery of a whole new world.

    The rejection of Latin and Greek as ‘dead languages’ in the 20th century gives me mixed feelings. That something that gave rise to so much of our modern thought should be rejected as old and fuddy-duddy is sobering. It’s also ironic because people in the West instinctively and unquestioningly trace their intellectual tradition back to the Romans and ancient Greeks, whose writings they mostly (and I include myself here) can’t read.

  40. @John Cowan: Only the actual defendant found “innocent” would be torn apart by the crowds upon leaving the court-arena; otherwise the protagonist of The Dosadi Experiment (as well as his girlfriend, with whom he is sharing a body) would have been killed after he “successfully” defended the magister of the Running Phylum. However, while the court-arena is actually in session, everyone who has a part in the proceedings (including attorneys, judges, witnesses, and jurors) is supposedly at risk of their life, although it is not even slightly clear how this could actually work in practice (even without the potential bizarre kinship vendettas that become possible in the novel with the certification of a Ferret Wreave alien as a servant of the box). I remember all this despite having a pretty poor opinion of the novel.

    In college (having access at MIT to a collection of practically all modern science fiction and fantasy written in English), I read a fair number of science fiction books based on references to them I found elsewhere. The Gowachin were featured in Barlowe’s Guide to Extraterrestrials.* Barlowe’s illustrations and descriptions were the primary reasons that I read Fire Time, Masters of the Maze, Ensign Flandry, The Legion of Space, The Word for World is Forest, Midnight at the Well of Souls, and The Voyage of the Space Beagle, and influenced my choices to read many other books. For The Dosadi Experiment, I was also fascinated by the cover blurb when I picked it up:

    Generations of a tormented human-alien people, caged on a toxic planet, conditioned by constant hunger and war—this is the Dosadi Experiment, and it has succeeded too well. For the Dosadi have bred for Vengeance as well as cunning, and they have learned how to pass through the shimmering God Wall to exact their dreadful revenge on the Universe that created them.

    … which turned out to describe a much more interesting novel than the one I actually read. (It is not a good sign when a book leaves a reader with the impression that they could have written better story, based just on the cover blurb.) Among other problems, the Gowachin, with their systematic infanticide and murderously nonsensical “respectful disrespect” for the law, were unconvincing in the extreme, and Herbert’s inability to show what makes an effective character effective is on glaring display.

    * I tried to find other, similar sources that might guide me to further interesting fiction. Barlowe’s later Guide to Fantasy was, in comparison to the Guide to Extraterrestrials, a disappointment, and it took me a little while to figure out why. The reason I found it, on the whole, less compelling, was that so many of the illustrations were of human characters; there just wasn’t the breadth of weird beings that Barlowe had depicted in the earlier work. I flipped through The Dictionary of Science Fiction Places when it came out and was even more disappointed. The author, Brian Stableford, had clearly never read the original descriptions of many of the locations he was writing about (such as Shayol) and profoundly misunderstood some other settings (even the iconic Airstrip One).

  41. I blame participatory democracy and empowerment. Of course it all boils down to impertinence.

    Participatory democracy, empowerment, impertinence and Brexit. Four. Four reasons…and Trump. Five.

  42. I’m know no Greek whatsoever but it seems to me that a little historical perspective is needed. ‘Dead languages’ is a modern obsession, like ‘We’re modern people; we don’t need all that fuddy-duddy old stuff. It’s just dead’.

    You’re reacting to something nobody said. The quote was “pedantic snobbery about dead languages,” not “we don’t need all that fuddy-duddy old stuff,” and Connolly’s point is not that dead languages are dumb and nobody should bother with them but that it is not a good thing to use superior knowledge of them as a mark of general intelligence, capability, and human worth.

  43. otherwise the protagonist […] would have been killed after he “successfully” defended the magister of the Running Phylum.

    That’s assuming more consistency between theory and practice than is at all likely either in a Frank Herbert novel or in real life. It is not unheard-of, for example, for someone to be found American-guilty of three serious crimes, each punishable by two years’ imprisonment or more, and end up serving only three months for them.

  44. Connolly’s point is that it is not a good thing to use superior knowledge of dead languages as a mark of general intelligence, capability, and human worth.
    Now that we have Jacob Rees-Mogg as a living example this is quite clear to most people, at least in Europe.

  45. I’m inclined to like Jacob Rees-Mogg purely for his wife’s name: Helena Anne Beatrix Wentworth Fitzwilliam de Chair (the only child of Somerset de Chair and his fourth wife Lady Juliet Tadgell).

  46. January First-of-May says

    Wow! I thought that the name of his daughter, Annunziata Rees-Mogg, was unusual enough, but apparently it runs in the family.

  47. squiffy-marie von bladet says

    Barbara Skelton, to whom he was briefly married, left an unforgettable portrait of the middle-aged critic muttering “Poor Cyril, poor Cyril” to himself as he wallowed in the bath.

    It is a forlorn fate to be bequeathed to posterity as the Arbiter Of Taste of an era whose tastes we largely do not share.

  48. Annunziata is JRM’s sister. His children are:
    Peter Theodore Alphege,
    Mary Anne Charlotte Emma,
    Thomas Wentworth Somerset Dunstan,
    Anselm Charles Fitzwilliam,
    Alfred Wulfric Leyson Pius
    Sixtus Dominic Boniface Christopher.

  49. Athel Cornish-Bowden says

    Somerset Lloyd-James, possibly the nastiest character in Simon Raven’s nasty-character-packed novels, was said to be based on the author’s personal acquaintance with Jacob Rees-Mogg’s father. Like father, like son, apparently.

  50. Annunziata is JRM’s sister.

    Known to her acquaintances as Opinionata, I understand. She’s also in politics – she’s running for parliament for the far-right Brexit Party.

  51. The list of JRM’s children’s names looks like something Monty Python came up with…

  52. David Marjanović says

    I’m inclined to like Jacob Rees-Mogg

    That’s an accomplishment, because I think he goes out of his way to be disliked – he’s a meatspace troll. Yesterday I got to hear him (livestreamed on YouTube). His voice is mocking and over-the-top condescending before he even says any content words, and once he reaches that part, it’s just as bad – nothing but bad jokes that punch down, and insultingly bad reasoning or simply none at all. I think all of that is deliberate.

    looks like something Monty Python came up with…

    That, too, may be part of the trolling.

  53. Thanks for the epigram and for the DJ Taylor link, Squiff. Cyril Connolly is an example of someone in contact with midcentury upper-class life (see also the Farm Street* crew of Oxbridge Catholic converts: Graham Greene, Evelyn Waugh & co). It’s so provincial, as it was with Bloomsbury’s Omega Workshop compared to the Cubists, a generation earlier. Meanwhile the real action was going on in Paddington. See The Lives of Lucian Freud, by William Feaver, reviewed today by Alexandra Harris. It makes a remarkable contrast.

    *MP Jacob Reese Moggs, parishioner at Farm Street, was given a longer time to speak as he was the only person arguing in favour of leaving the EU. He began by saying that he supported Brexit, because as a Christian, he believes in the defence of individual rights – which he feels are being lost in ‘an unaccountable superstate.” He said that the EU Commission was imposing decisions on other countries which they were powerless to reject. He listed a series of rulings which he said had failed. ‘The EU is a failed superstate” he said. While the EU may have started out with high Christian ideals, those have collapsed now and he said the UK would do much better on its own.

    In the discussion afterward Jimmy Burns pointed out that 100 top economists have warned of the dire consequences of leaving the EU. Mr Rees Moggs dismissed this, saying economists “often get things wrong.” Fr Frank Turner said economic policy should be a means to a further end and the purpose of economics was not just growth. ‘The deeper debate is about identity,” he said. Fr Frank went on to describe how he had recently returned from the US “where 90% of the wealth is owned by the top 2 per cent” – the result of unbridled growth.

    Fr Frank also said there were some inaccuracies in Rees Mogg’s description of the EU. The EU Commission is similar to our civil service he explained – it researches and draws up document but decides nothing. “So the notion that the EU Commission is imposing legislation on us is bogus”.. No decision is made without the consent of all member states. “The biggest cause of war is separatism not unity,” Fr Frank said.

    In his presentation, Mr Rees Mogg had objected to the fact that the EU does not mention God in its constitution. Fr Frank said this was true. Pope John Paul II had pushed for the mention of God in the constitution but this did not get through. “The EU is not a Christian state. It respects all faiths, he said. “I would hate it if God was mentioned in the constitution. Its for theologians, not politicians to define God.”

  54. However obnoxious he may or may not have been face-to-face, Willliam R-M’s public statements make it clear that he was no such extreme social conservative as his son.

  55. The list of JRM’s children’s names looks like something Monty Python came up with…
    Evelyn Waugh’s children have names like Septimus and Auberon, Mogg just made an exaggerated imitation. Smoggy is a compulsive copier of the men he admires.

    the nastiest character in Simon Raven’s nasty-character-packed novels, was said to be based on the author’s personal acquaintance with Jacob Rees-Mogg’s father
    William Rees-Mogg, editor of the pre-Murdoch Times is nowadays only famous for quoting Pope, ‘Who breaks a butterfly (up)on a wheel?’ in an editorial protesting Mick & Keith’s prison sentences (the 1967 Redlands’ drugs trial). He came to speak at my school during the Vietnam war. I’m pretty sure he was in favour, but it was SO dull I wasn’t paying much attention.

  56. David Marjanović says

    Pope John Paul II had pushed for the mention of God in the constitution but this did not get through.

    Indeed, the entire constitution did not get through. Instead of an EU-wide referendum on a single day, which would have been the logical course of action, the constitution was ratified by the parliaments of different countries on different days, until two countries held referenda (again on different days), voted against it basically out of protest against this undemocratic procedure without even reading what was in the proposal, and the whole thing blew up and had to be abandoned. No second attempt has been made in the years since then.

  57. squiffy-marie von bladet says

    The only British novel of “midcentury upper-class life” posterity needs is Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy which is, as I have described at length elsewhere essentially a novel about the steamed puddings in gentlemen’s clubs where forlorn middle-aged public schoolboys go to regret their failing marriages and conduct a little desultory spycraft as Britain shabbily declines in the background

    (Bonus: You can also amuse yourself trying to figure out whodunnit, if you manage to bring yourself to care)

  58. Where is this “elsewhere”, Squiff? Elsewhere at Language Hat?

    John le Square isn’t exactly dead yet but it’s probably too late for him to document the end of his era (ie now) as a novel. I think he got a bit sidetracked when the Soviet Union packed up.

  59. The names of JRM’s children get more Pythonesque going from oldest to youngest. Mary Anne Charlotte Emma is positively plebeian, except that she has enough names for two or three ordinary people. But poor old Alfred Wulfric and Sixtus Dominic. Their only plausible professions are headmaster of a public school or avant-garde jazz musician.

  60. J.W. Brewer says

    Having multiple middle names (from birth) is extremely rare in the U.S. but apparently notably less rare in the UK although I expect there are some social-class angles to who does and doesn’t do it.* It strikes me as an outsider that if you’re going to have more than one middle name you ought to be striving for something more exotic/unusual with each name added at the margin. I will admit I have no feel for who goes beyond two middle names (and thus four names total including first and sur-) to 3 (=5 total), as is the case with some-but-not-all of the Rees-Mogg brood.

    *OTOH two out of four of the original members of the Kinks had an “extra” middle name. David Russell Gordon Davies is definitely from a working-class background (he was the youngest child of eight; his older brother and bandmate Raymond Douglas has had to get through life with but one middle name) and I don’t have the impression that the late Peter Alexander Greenlaw Quaife was from that much posher a background although I’m less certain of that. (Wiki suggests he was born out of wedlock and subsequently took his stepfather’s surname but had started off with the P.A.G. part from birth.)

  61. I never know whether to pronounce Davies as Davis à l’anglaise or whether that’s too pretentious for a Yank.

  62. J.W. Brewer says

    I have always pronounced the surname of Ray and Dave to rhyme with “navies.” Maybe that’s not how they say it in Muswell Hill, but I’ve never actually been prescriptively corrected by an obsessive-compulsive Kinks enthusiast and that seems like the sort of thing that cultish American fans would latch onto as a shibboleth. So if my own anecdotal experience means they haven’t made that a shibboleth, that ought to mean something. I suppose one could try to find recorded evidence on youtube of them saying their own names, but you’d have to filter out bootlegs from the period in the Seventies where Ray frequently introduced himself on stage by saying “I’m Johnny Cash.” (He might have done this to culminate a let’s-introduce-everyone-in-the-band sequence where he might have pronounced his brother’s surname, but I’m too lazy to go looking right now.)

  63. I suppose one could try to find recorded evidence on youtube of them saying their own names

    Oh, I’ve heard them say it, and they say it like Davis, which is the normal UK pronunciation. And normally I try to pronounce names the way their bearers pronounce them. But, as I say, it feels a bit pretentious because to an American Davis is Davis and Davies rhymes with “navies.” But on the other hand I have no problem pronouncing other English names in ways unintuitive for Americans. I’m a land of contrasts.

  64. If Tim Rice’s third daughter married the son of the synthesiser inventor Robert Moog, she’d become Charlotte Cordelia Violet Christina Rice-Moog and would fit right in down in Somerset.*

    *(where the Mogg family lurks)

  65. Trond Engen says

    David M.: Indeed, the entire constitution did not get through.

    And what didn’t get through wasn’t even close to the original proposal from the constitutional workgroup. It was turned into something much less democratically ambitious when it reached the national governments in the Council — who admittedly had to deal with stern British opposition to anything beyond a free market.

  66. squiffy-marie von bladet says

    Where is this “elsewhere”, Squiff? Elsewhere at Language Hat?

    Maybe twitter? (I may also have slightly lied about the length of my ruminations. It felt like a long rant about a very long book at the time, given as how I carelessly read it in the original Dutch.)

  67. And are you twittering as Squiffy, Squiffy?

  68. Trond Engen says

    You can also amuse yourself trying to figure out whodunnit, if you manage to bring yourself to care

    I never care. It’s one of the great misunderstandings of our time that guessing the solution to the mystery is important in detective fiction. I care for the descriptions, be it of the underbellys of glimmering cities or of the Last Good Etonians. The only thing I demand from the solution is that it won’t make me grind my teeth.

  69. David Marjanović: re the abortive European Constitution, you said “No second attempt has been made in the years since then”. Didn’t you notice? The European Constitution, rejected in free and well-informed referenda by the voters of France and the Netherlands (fairly important EU countries) was then repackaged as the Treaty of Lisbon, which could be imposed without the inconvenience of consulting such subject peoples.

    That was when I started having serious doubts about the EU.

  70. J.W. Brewer says

    Re pronouncing names the way their bearers pronounce them, does anyone really try to do that consistently? In particular, lots of common Anglo-American surnames (not to mention some common given names) are pronounced differently by different bearers depending on whether the particular bearer’s native variety of English is rhotic or non-rhotic, but does anyone consistently use both a rhotic and non-rhotic pronunciation of such names as needed to match up with the accent of the particular bearer being referred to? I rather suspect it’s some smaller subset of pronunciation variations that at least some people feel some sort of politeness-based obligation to try to adopt, and it might be interesting to try to identify and describe the boundaries of that subset to assess what’s in it and what’s not in it.

    But hat, leaving your own land-of-contrasts-ness out of it, do you agree with me both that: a) obsessive-compulsive American Kinks fans have *not* made an insider shibboleth out of the pronunciation of Davies; and b) it’s kind of interesting in a dog-that-didn’t-bark way that they haven’t?

  71. Re pronouncing names the way their bearers pronounce them, does anyone really try to do that consistently? In particular, lots of common Anglo-American surnames (not to mention some common given names) are pronounced differently by different bearers depending on whether the particular bearer’s native variety of English is rhotic or non-rhotic

    I certainly wouldn’t go that far, any more than I’d pronounce Spanish names with proper Spanish phonetics when speaking English.

    do you agree with me both that: a) obsessive-compulsive American Kinks fans have *not* made an insider shibboleth out of the pronunciation of Davies; and b) it’s kind of interesting in a dog-that-didn’t-bark way that they haven’t?

    No idea, since I know no obsessive-compulsive American Kinks fans (and in fact haven’t moved in rock-adjacent circles for several decades now).

  72. If an L1 anglophone with an accent different from mine tells me their name, I will attempt to discern the sequence of phonemes and stress, and map that to my accent. Mimicking their accent might well be seen as mockery.

    OTOH the aforementioned mapping may not be one-to-one. Even within Ireland, I recall a letter in the Irish Times complaining about people mispronouncing then-Taoiseach Bertie Ahern’s name as “Burtie”.

  73. /insert joke about Wanda Landowska, Howard Hughes, Henry Kissinger, and serial monogamy here

  74. David Marjanović says

    Didn’t you notice? The European Constitution, rejected in free and well-informed referenda by the voters of France and the Netherlands (fairly important EU countries) was then repackaged as the Treaty of Lisbon, which could be imposed without the inconvenience of consulting such subject peoples.

    “Well-informed” my ass, this was a protest vote much like the Brexit referendum. The important points, which amount to it being a constitution, were not repackaged, and a constitution is something the EU still needs.

    But the democracy deficit is real, and that’s what the protest vote was about. Funnily enough, it goes in the opposite direction from what the Brexiteers in the House of Commons have been claiming the last two days (and no doubt before): instead of an authoritarian central government dropping from the heavens, landing in Brussels and lording it over “subject peoples”, the national governments – each of them two or three steps away from a democratic election – negotiate things with each other and impose them, then go home and brag to their voters about how much of the supposed national interests they protected against the other member countries. The EU parliament has way too little power; it is not even allowed to propose legislation, only to vote on what the commission feeds it. And while it is the result of a direct election, the election is still held separately in each country, with the national parties running instead of any EU-wide ones; sometimes, national parties cut across fractions of the EU parliament, and if, for example, you lived in the UK and wanted to vote for the largest and most moderate conservative fraction, for a long time you simply couldn’t, because no party in the UK happened to be a member until Change UK was formed and joined that one. (Cameron had taken the Tories out and moved them into the next more conservative fraction. Before he did that, of course, you couldn’t vote for that fraction if you lived in the UK because no UK party was a member of that fraction.)

    Even within Ireland, I recall a letter in the Irish Times complaining about people mispronouncing then-Taoiseach Bertie Ahern’s name as “Burtie”.

    Phonemic mergers do that. I’ve read about an American being amazed that another American named his son Don and his daughter Dawn – the first had the LOT-THOUGHT merger, the second didn’t. In Ireland, the various mergers between er, ir and ur have some complex distribution that I don’t know anything further about.

  75. WP s.v. “Hiberno-English” defines the tern-turn non-merger as follows: “In the local [most traditional] Dublin and West/South-West accents, /ɜr/ when after a labial consonant (e.g. fern), when spelled as “ur” or “or” (e.g. word), or when spelled as “ir” after an alveolar stop (e.g. dirt) are pronounced as [ʊːɹ]; in all other situations, /ɜr/ is pronounced as [ɛːɹ].”

    Of course in Scotland NURSE, TERM, and DIRT are all distinct and all pronounced as spelled.

  76. “All pronounced as spelled”. That’s a good one, following on your example showing that spelling alone tells one nothing about pronunciations !

    It appears one knows how a word is pronounced only by knowing how it is pronounced, by various people in various places. This is definitely going to make the six o’clock news.

  77. PlasticPaddy says

    Ir is complicated in Irish English. Firm and dirt are (mostly) pronounced differently to mirror, squirrel, whirlpool, and the names Cyril and Birrell. I do not know how the name Irma is pronounced, probably with I by analogy with Iarla.

  78. David Marjanović says

    In RP at least, the assimilation that produced [ɜ] generally does not operate across what seem to be syllable boundaries, so mirror, squirrel, Cyril and presumably Birrell retain [ɪɹ]. I’m not sure why whirl is an exception, but would guess it has merged with whorl.

    (Americans of course turn squirrel into a vowelless monosyllable: [skwɹ̩l].)

  79. people mispronouncing then-Taoiseach Bertie Ahern’s name as “Burtie”.

    An east coast Scottish accent would definitely make that distinction: it’s the difference between “bear” and “burr”.

  80. Carl Lewis and his sister Carol competed in men’s and women’s long jump at the 1984 Olympics, causing problems for some Irish commentators.

  81. The EU parliament has way too little power

    As an American living in Europe, I agree with David 100%. The idea that the EU has too much power is laughable. A true centralized EU would have slapped down Orban years ago, and maybe forced the Polish government to recognize the rule of law. If anything the EU is far too weak, which allows larger states like Germany, France (and formerly the UK) to manipulate fiscal policy and trade to their benefit, and permits (even encourages) rampant corruption in smaller states. Brexiteers probably have a point that the current situation is untenable but being unconstructive and simply leaving strikes me as incredibly irresponsible.

  82. Here’s Sir Ray Davies himself on the pronunciation of his name: https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=121833760

  83. Vindicated!

  84. Too little power in the Parliament and too much still in the Council, where any question is a possibility for grandstanding on national interests. When the history of the rise and fall of Europe is written, Wolfgang Schäuble will be given a harsh judgment for his theatrical role in the handling of the 2008 crisis.

    When the European Convention was still working on the draft fot a constitution, I remember wishing they would come up with something bold, both clearly democratic on a European level and clearly respecting the national electorates. What I most believed in was a sort of three-chamber system:

    The European Parliament, with members elected on party lists from multi-seat constituencies, having full powers of budget and law (in the areas covered by the treaty) and making decisions by simple majority. It would be permanently assembled.

    The European Constitutional Assembly, with the same number of members as the Parliament, but made up of members of the national parliaments (and each national group would form a committee in the parliament back home). The assembly would have the power to amend treaties or reject a budget or a law (by deeming it unconstitutional) according to rules of qualified majority. It would be assembled once or twice a year.

    The European Council, consisting of heads of government, also assembled once or twice a year, would have the right to make propositions for the two other chambers, but only making decisions when an unanimous decision is needed. Declarations of war. Dissolution of the union. Overturning decisions in the two other chambers.

  85. David Eddyshaw says

    A knowledge of Greek is no longer the hallmark of a powerful intellectual caste

    It’s hard to be a powerful intellectual caste when all of you can fit in a telephone box …
    (It demands a lot of multitasking.)

  86. Trond Engen says

    Eat, for god’s sake, eat!

  87. David Eddyshaw says

    No time … must … lead … public … opinion …

  88. During the mid-60s, Raid Avis’s name came up twice a week (once on TV and once on BBC radio). There was never any question of Dayveez. Isn’t that pronunciation for the -ies spelling Welsh? Day-viz is good for a norf-London pronunciation, like he said. The opposite of night-viz.

  89. David Marjanović says

    In German we’re pretty merciless with spelling-pronunciations of last names. Strasser is obviously from Straße (“street”), which has a long vowel, but ss imposes a short one, end of discussion. Kümmell is obviously Kümmel (“caraway”), but double consonant letters mark preceding vowels as short, which is only necessary if they’re stressed, so the name gets a fake-French pronunciation with final stress precisely because the ll is counterintuitive.

    Only phonological necessities override this. Baur simply cannot be differentiated from Bauer in a non-rhotic accent, so it isn’t – in my experience; I wonder what happens in rhotic Switzerland.

  90. David Eddyshaw says

    Isn’t that pronunciation for the -ies spelling Welsh?

    No.

  91. Baur
    Although my pronunciation is normally non-rhotic, I go rhotic in such cases, as a pronunciation [baua] would imply a spelling “Bauer” for me (and, in case anyone wants to know, I do the same to distinguish e.g “Mayr” from “Mayer”).

  92. David Marjanović says

    Wow, I’ve never encountered that.

    Are you partially rhotic to begin with, i.e. preservation of a consonant (somewhere around [χ]) when r follows a short vowel? Do zart and hart rhyme for you?

  93. They do. It’s more that I can switch between a rhotic and a non-rhotic mode, with non-rhotic as default, but rhotic whenever I want to sound literary or make clear distinctions that exist in spelling, like in this case.

  94. John le Carré isn’t exactly dead yet but it’s probably too late for him to document the end of his era (ie now) as a novel.

    Nope, his latest retelling of the story includes Brexit. Here is a bit.

  95. (Americans of course turn squirrel into a vowelless monosyllable: [skwɹ̩l].)

    I don’t. For me it’s [ˈskwɹ̩l̩], two syllables, vowelless, [w], consonant cluster, [ɹ] or rather [ʑ̞] (it’s usually an alveolo-palatal approximant for me, not an alveolar one), Old Uncle Tom Cobleigh and all. No wonder non-anglophones almost always stumble over the word.

    And similarly with earl: [ˈɹ̩l̩].

  96. For me it’s [ˈskwɹ̩l̩], two syllables […] And similarly with earl: [ˈɹ̩l̩].

    Same here (minus the alveolo-palatal approximant).

  97. David Marjanović says

    Ah. How many syllables do you give to prayer?

    earl: [ˈɹ̩l̩]

    I was almost surprised. But then I remembered flying to Dallas-Fort Worth, the latter being repeatedly pronounced [fɻ̩ˈʔɻ̩θ] (or maybe I should transcribe retroflex vowels: [o˞]).

  98. How many syllables do you give to prayer?

    One; it’s exactly like the first part of prairie.

  99. Prayer for me, like flower, power is a hypermonosyllable (this word has a different meaning in Greek prosody, apparently): it can be one syllable or two depending on context. Poets used to write flow’r, pow’r, pray’r to indicate what scansion they wanted you to hear or say, but that’s gone out now.

  100. This is the Londonderry pronunciation of flour: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZygIEzHqtjQ

    I wonder if it’s homophonous with flower in that dialect.

  101. PlasticPaddy says

    I am sure derry people know when they are saying “flyers” and when they are saying “flowers”. It is really our problem ☺

  102. David Marjanović says

    I wonder if it’s homophonous with flower in that dialect.

    I bet it is, because flour is just a different spelling for the flower of meal.

    Edit: so YIVO-Standard Yiddish isn’t the only one to turn [au] into [oj]!

  103. I was looking for a thread to attach this to, because it didn’t seem to have come up here before. This should do. The words for ‘flour’ and ‘flower’ are homophonous in (older) Welsh, too, viz. blawd; but whereas in English they are doublets connected by a semantic shift, in Welsh the homophony is a coincidence between two words deriving from unrelated roots.

    Oddly, I learned about it not from the resident Cambrian, but from a Yiddishist.

  104. blawd:

    1 ‘flour, meal’
    From Middle Welsh blawt, from Proto-Brythonic *blọd, from Proto-Celtic *mlātos, from Proto-Indo-European *ml̥h₂tós (“ground”), noun from *melh₂- (“to grind”).

    2 ‘flowers, blooms, blossoms’
    From Proto-Brythonic *blọd, from Proto-Celtic *blātus, from Proto-Indo-European *bʰleh₃- (“blossom, flower”). Cognate with Irish bláth, Scottish Gaelic blàth and Manx blaa.

  105. So the former is related to millet, the latter to bloom.

  106. David Marjanović says

    And no doubt with Blüte “blossom”… and thus with blood.

  107. The original protagonist of Bloom County was Milo Bloom (and, unlike a lot of the early characters, he remained a major part of the cast right up until original strip ended). However, I assume that was not a obscure Celtic etymology joke on Berke Breathed’s part.

  108. I have recently been reading a couple more science fiction novels inspired by my perusal of Barlowe’s Guide to Extraterrestrials, including Hal Clement’s Mission of Gravity (highly recommended). However, I was barely into Kieth Laumer’s A Plague of Demons,* when I encountered a word that stymied me:

    We went through a ritual of hand pumping and when-did-I-see-you-last’s, ordered second drinks, then moved over to a low table. He slipped a small gadget from a pocket, glanced around to see who was watching, then ran it over the light fixture, the salt and pepper shakers, the ashtray, babbling on:

    “Martha’s fine. Little Herbie had a touch of Chinese virus, and Charlotte broke a clavicle….” He went on point like a hunting dog, picked up a small tabukuk in the form of a frog-goddess, dropped it inconspicuously into his heavy briefcase. [italics in original]

    The Web seems to know naught of the word. Google gives me links to A Plague of Demons itself, along with Tabuk, Saudi Arabia; nor do I find it in the dictionaries. Is it a misspelling?

    * When I visit that page from my phone, the entire book is available; however, on my desktop computer, the publisher’s site only shows a teaser sample.

  109. John Cowan says

    If it’s not in your copy of Mission of Gravity, you might like Clement’s Astounding essay “Whirligig World”, which explains where Mesklin is and why, and how Clement designed it.

    If you haven’t read any other Clements, I can recommend Close to Critical (as in temperature, physical and psychological) and Star Light, which is a sequel to both Mission and Critical, thus constituting a partially ordered set, something (but not much) like the Alexandria Quartet.

    Needle and its very belated sequel Through the Eye of a Needle (author’s title: Thread) are the “Clement juveniles”; the first one is among the claimants for the title of “first SF novel that is also a formal mystery”. Then there is:

    Cycle of Fire, in which Dar Lang Ahn asks the bizarre-looking creature he meets “When do you die?” and gets the very thought-provoking answer “I don’t know.”

    Still River, which is about six planetary-science grad students doing a field project on the planetoid Enigma 86, one money quote being “I admit the liquid water you drink isn’t quite the same as lava, but the distinction is a bit academic.”

    The Nitrogen Fix, or how to live in a world whose atmosphere is almost pure nitrogen and whose oceans are 0.01N nitric acid. “Were you trying to think?” “Of course. If you don’t think before you act, you can kill people. […]” “Thinking may be all right inside a city, but outdoors […], you don’t let thinking interfere with your hangups. Thinking is too slow to keep you alive.”

    Iceworld: sending a secondary-school science teacher (much like Clement) undercover to investigate the source of a novel and extremely addictive drug, unfortunately unanalyzable because doses can only exist at liquid-air temperatures. “Gold! Tofacco! Gold! Tofacco!”

  110. But do you have any thoughts about “tabukuk”?

  111. John Cowan says

    I didn’t put “Tofacco!” as the last word by accident.

  112. @John Cowan: Yes, I read “Whirligig World” after I finished Mission of Gravity. (I also discovered that, some years later, after there had been improvements is scientific algorithms, the MIT Science Fiction Society* provided a calculation of what the polar gravity of Mesklin actually would have been.) Cycle of Fire is also on my list to read soon.

    * Some years later, the MITSFS students organized a protest at a Larry Niven reading, chanting that the Ringworld was unstable.

  113. But do you have any thoughts about “tabukuk”?

    Some thoughts, but no answers: I recalled that Laumer wrote his Retief stories based on some real-life experience, and checking his WP article, I see that he was in the US Foreign Service, stationed in Burma. So as a penciled-in note for when I or someone else feels up for deeper digging, perhaps “tabukuk” is from Burmese or some other Southeast Asian language.

  114. Some more penciled-in noodlings:

    1) A prominent frog goddess is Heqat. Could tabukuk be from an Egyptian term?

    2) Wondering if a consonant had changed let me to the goblet drum, which has a large number of roughly similar terms: “tarabuka, tarabaki, darbuka, derbake, debuka, doumbek, dumbec, dumbeg, dumbelek, toumperleki, tumbak, or zerbaghali”
    Could it be that a drum that was made very small in the shape of a frog was intended?

    3) Searching on [frog drum] brought me back to southeast Asia; apparently the Karen people use(d) frog drums. However, the terms used for them seem to be pazi in Burmese and pam klo’ in Karen.

  115. Excellent research! I wonder if we’ll ever know the answer.

  116. Googling leads to a bunch of Norwegian porn pages, probably not relevant.

  117. Lars Mathiesen says

    tabukuk is cromulent Swedish for taboo cock. Seems they have perverted the Norwegians too. A good word for practicing your compressed rounding.

    (TIL that the Swedish word is in fact cognate with the English one, going back to PG though senses other than male galliform birds are seemingly not attested until well after WG and NG parted way. Danish actually has the cognate in fasankok but uses hane for the domesticated ones — the homophone kok = ‘cook’ is much more common).

  118. I can’t remember what made me think Norwegian, but I had some reason. Probably I was just confused though. I didn’t study carefully. Maybe it was a mix. Though Google Translate will translate the phrase no matter whether you say it’s in Swedish, Norwegian, or Danish. But going from English it does use “pik” rather than “kuk” for Norwegian and Danish.

  119. David Marjanović says

    So coq is a Frankish loan?

  120. Lars Mathiesen says

    @DM, so Wikt, but TLFI takes it back to an Imperial Latin cocococo imitative of its call. The same would go for PG *kukkaz, so in a sense it’s the same origin.

  121. David Marjanović says

    Now I’m wondering if Gockel(hahn) is a back-loan from Romance that came in after the HG consonant shift. Or maybe roosters count as hooded, cucullati…?

  122. Trond Engen says

    Tabukuk is not lexicalized as such, but it’s a regularly formed compound with a transparent meaning “taboo dick”. That there’s a bunch of Norwegian language pornsites on the subject is a bit surprising, but the area may be underresearched.

    The word is kuk or kukk depending on dialect, which may point to an old short syllable, though I’d rather think it’s borrowed from WGmc. through different paths. There’s no trace of a meaning “rooster”, only “penis (vulg.); unsympathetic male (vulg.)”, as e.g. the prototypical Northern Norwegian hestkuk “horseprick”.

  123. One more mysterious titbit from Laumer: Near the end of the novel (chapter 15), as the final battle shapes up, one of the combatants expresses some doubt about the battle plan.

    “Wi’ two men only? By’r lakin, they’ll trounce ye like a stockfish!”

    The speaker is not actually identified, but it is probably (the captured brain of) a nineteenth-century sailor. Regardless of who it is, I do not understand his reference to “stockfish.”

  124. It’s maybe because stockfish is dead and therefore can’t put up resistance or escape? Basically, a more extreme version of shooting fish in a barrel?

  125. Trond Engen says

    Stockfish used to be trounced to shorten the softening process before consumption. I learn that nowadays it’s instead machine rolled before it’s packed and distributed.

  126. Regardless of who it is, I do not understand his reference to “stockfish.”

    “If one wanted to follow the medieval stockfish recipes and prepare a dish, the handiest tool to start with would be a hammer. It was used to break the fibers of the stockfish, which resembled more a piece of wood than a foodstuff.” (Wubs-Mrozewicz 2009:187)

  127. David Marjanović says

    The Nitrogen Fix, or how to live in a world whose atmosphere is almost pure nitrogen and whose oceans are 0.01N nitric acid.

    Impossible. The acid would dissolve all the limestone in the sea – every reef and every mollusk shell. Consequently, there’d be a lot of carbon dioxide in the air, a few % perhaps.

    That would rather beautifully disprove the Gaia Hypothesis in favor or the Medea Hypothesis: the super-efficient nitrogen fixers would kill themselves and everyone else, too.

  128. Still pondering “tabukuk” . . .

    1) It seems obvious, in context, that the object in question is detected as having a listening device inside it. Just before the character, Felix, takes out the gadget, is the sentence Then he gave me the trick wink that was service code of “The Enemy May Be Listening.”, and just after the quoted paragraphs are the lines:

    He finished the check, switched off the patter in midsentence, pocketed the spy-eye detector.

    “Okay, Johnny,” he said softly. “My little gem-dandy patented nose-counter says we’re clean.”

    The word tabukuk occurs again after Felix has a conversation with the protagonist that he presumably does not want overheard: he removes the object from his bag, replaces it, and leaves.

    So it seems clear that something hollow is probably intended. Not a solid carved stone, nor a solid cast metal figurine.

    2) I now think that the frog-drum of the Karen people is probably a false lead — it looks too large to fit in even a large briefcase, and the frogs that are on it are tiny little things presumably added after the initial casting. And that’s besides the point that the terms don’t look even vaguely similar.

    3) I do still think that a musical instrument might have been what was intended. WikiP has a list of percussion instruments; a small slit drum or wooden “fish” (aka “temple blocks”, which can be in different shapes — indeed, here’s a frog) seems plausible, but I have found no terms resembling “tabukuk” yet for either slit drums or wooden fish, except very vaguely indeed (an Aztec slit drum was called “teponaztli”, and there’s a Philippines (Maranao) drum called the “tagutok”; the Manchu term for the wooden fish is “toksitu”).

    4) Other musical instruments cannot be ruled out. One term that has some vague resemblance is the tamburica, a stringed instrument which has a small version that looks like it’s about the size of a ukulele.

  129. there’s a Philippines (Maranao) drum called the “tagutok”

    Kagul: “Also called tagutok (Maranao), bantula or tagungtung (Bukidnon) and kuratung (Banuwaen).” Well, “tabukuk” certainly sounds like it could fit into that list…

  130. Impossible. The acid would dissolve all the limestone in the sea

    I would have guessed this to be is an alien world and not Earth, which then might have instead gone thru a history with some other major mechanism of bio/geochemical carbon fixing, or for some reason might be originally low on it entirely.

    But I would have questions on non-presence of oxides in general in the atmosphere of a place that apparently has enough oxygen for the seas to contain nitric acid, which will reduce to NOₓ or nitrite as soon as you show something halfway oxidizable to it.

  131. I asked about the “tabukuk” on Stack Exchange, and quickly got an interesting suggestion—that it may refer to a dabqaad (“Somali for ‘fire raiser,’ says Wikipedia), a kind of tabletop incense burner.

  132. That does indeed sound promising.

  133. After enjoying Mission of Gravity and based again on Barlowe’s Guide to Extraterrestrials, I read Cycle of Fire, and again I really enjoyed it. There are a lot of thematic similarities between the two books. In each one, Clement depicts an extraordinarily deadly world,* which nonetheless has intelligent autochthonous inhabitants. However, the demands of survival have prevented the natives from developing much advanced technology. Through interactions with humans—at first bilateral, between a single alien voyager and a human visitor to the planet; then between larger numbers of participants on either side—the locals realize that what they really need to learn from humans is not any specific scientific knowledge, but rather the scientific method.

    Of course, all the details are different—including how much is understood about the peculiar dangers of each planet involved. As I was only a little way into Cycle of Fire, I realized that, generally speaking, the astronomical scenario in the book was actually very similar to the one in Poul Anderson’s Fire Time (which also has its main alien race featured in Barlowe’s book). The planet exists in a system with two stars, and when the more distant star gets too close, it causes habitability problems for the planetary inhabitants. It’s a really cool idea, and Clement does a lot with it, while Anderson unfortunately does very little. Actually, Poul Anderson’s novels frequently have problems with wrapping up their threads, but I cannot think of any examples of his writing in which the ending represents such a failure to make good on all the interesting ideas he has introduced as in Fire Time.

    * Clement’s hazardous planets are much more compelling, in my opinion, than Frank Herbert’s, with the probable exception of Arrakis. Herbert’s picture of the dangers of Dosadi, for example, was a colossal failure; according to the dubious “showing, not telling,” criterion, Herbert doesn’t really show the reader what is going on, but he doesn’t actually tell the reader much either!

  134. John Cowan says

    The acid would dissolve all the limestone in the sea – every reef and every mollusk shell. Consequently, there’d be a lot of carbon dioxide in the air, a few % perhaps.

    That process is still in progress; it’s less than a millennium since the Big Fix. NO² clouds are dimming the sun, which opposes global warming: nobody knows enough atmospheric science at present to figure out which will win.

    the super-efficient nitrogen fixers would kill themselves and everyone else, too

    Almost. There are at present four basic types of life forms on Earth (it is Earth, specifically a sealed city within Hemenway Hill, Massachusetts (138m above mean pre-Fix sea level) and a raft on the surrounding shallow ocean):

    1) Pseudo-life, anaerobic artificial life forms with the ability to evolve both naturally and under the control of other pseudo-life.

    2) Nitro-life, single-celled and anaerobic.

    3) Humans, dependent on pseudo-life forms that create oxygen by photosynthesis, eliminate carbon dioxide, and robotically perform other activities like picking panes of glass off the ocean bottom where they settled during the Fix.

    4) Macroscopic anaerobic life forms, all a single species, variously known as natives, aliens, and Observers.

    Herbert doesn’t really show the reader what is going on, but he doesn’t actually tell the reader much either!

    With the exception of Doon (the Dessert Planet), Herbert never cared about the details of his worlds for evolving supermen, as long as they killed off the unfit as fast as possible.

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