My wife and I are reading Nancy Mitford’s 1945 novel The Pursuit Of Love (as AJP recommended back in 2012) and we reached a passage that prefigured her famous 1954 essay “The English Aristocracy” and the Alan S. C. Ross article it was based on, about U and non-U English:
Uncle Matthew and Aunt Emily were now engaged upon an argument we had all heard many times before. It concerned the education of females.
Uncle Matthew: ‘I hope poor Fanny’s school (the word school pronounced in tones of withering scorn) is doing her all the good you think it is. Certainly she picks up some dreadful expressions there.’
Aunt Emily, calmly, but on the defensive: ‘Very likely she does. She also picks up a good deal of education.’
Uncle Matthew: ‘Education! I was always led to believe that no educated person ever spoke of notepaper, and yet I hear poor Fanny asking Sadie for notepaper. What is this education? Fanny talks about mirrors and mantlepieces, handbags and perfume, she takes sugar in her coffee, has a tassel on her umbrella, and I have no doubt that, if she is ever fortunate enough to catch a husband, she will call his father and mother Father and Mother. Will the wonderful education she is getting make up to the unhappy brute for all these endless pinpricks? Fancy hearing one’s wife talking about notepaper – the irritation!’
Aunty Emily: ‘A lot of men would find it more irritating to have a wife who had never heard of George III. (All the same, Fanny darling, it is called writing paper you know – don’t let’s hear any more about the note, please.)’
For notepaper, mirror, mantlepiece, and perfume, see the list at the Wikipedia article I linked above; I don’t know what the problem with handbags is, or why one should not take sugar in one’s coffee or have a tassel on one’s umbrella, but I’m sure someone here will enlighten me.
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